Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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