If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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