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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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