11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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