Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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