Is it because I queefed?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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