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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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