I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Mom said you looked used
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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