he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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