'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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