I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
