if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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