you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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