It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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