I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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