Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Sober January is a disaster.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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