This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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