this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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