come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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