just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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