Dual....:-)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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