I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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