Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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