I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Only a mothe r could love this liver
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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