Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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