I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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