You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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