I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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