the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Randomize
