We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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