If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
