my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They have beer where we have blood.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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