i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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