I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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