you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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