just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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