on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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