Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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