Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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