good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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