just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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