And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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