he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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