So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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