she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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