if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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