There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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