I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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