windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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