I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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