He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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