He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Vodka?
Forever.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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