I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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