Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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