Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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