Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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